"Kiltedpadre" (kiltedpadre)
07/01/2020 at 12:37 • Filed to: None
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"Kiltedpadre" (kiltedpadre)
07/01/2020 at 12:37 • Filed to: None | 1
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Now’s your chance to bid on one of nineteen amphibious vehicles being auctioned in Seattle. This would be much cooler than a pontoon boat. I have no idea which version would be the best to own.
Anyone want to work out a timeshare on one?
https://www.murphyauction.com/Auction/Details/8254
For Sweden
> Kiltedpadre
07/01/2020 at 12:47 |
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Can we use these to mount an amphibious assault and reestablish the autonomous zone?
Spaceball-Two
> Kiltedpadre
07/01/2020 at 12:50 |
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Um, yeah we have a mixed history with those.
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Kiltedpadre
> For Sweden
07/01/2020 at 12:52 |
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With 19 of them storming the beaches at 3-4mph I’m sure that’d work out great. It’d be an awesome platform to fire off some fireworks as a diversion.
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Kiltedpadre
> Spaceball-Two
07/01/2020 at 12:54 |
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Yeah, they have had some concerns in a lot of areas where they used to operate. I think the company in the Wisconsin Dells shut down after their last incident.
SBA Thanks You For All The Fish
> Kiltedpadre
07/01/2020 at 13:02 |
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That incident in the Ozarks was just really sad. Ugh.
I’d be interested but too much bad karma...
ttyymmnn
> Kiltedpadre
07/01/2020 at 13:03 |
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I hear those things are rock solid in a thunderstorm....
We did take a duck tour of Washington DC a few years ago . It was really cool.
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SBA Thanks You For All The Fish
> For Sweden
07/01/2020 at 13:06 |
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Well, since CHAZ was up on Capitol Hill at 12th and Pike, I’d think the best strategy would be to establish a beach-head in the Pike Place Market with Salmon-Howitzers, then run the force straight up Pike, while launching pike-as-mortars. And, Acai smoothies.
As a diversionary tactic? A pincers attack via the Hiram Chittendon lox.
PatBateman
> ttyymmnn
07/01/2020 at 13:22 |
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I did the Austin tour. Wasn’t bad. I think I saw my ex-gf from high school as we were driving by the boat ramp over past Hula Hut (turns out her parents live in the area, so it was probably her). I ducked down on the duck tour to avoid detection.
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PatBateman
> Kiltedpadre
07/01/2020 at 13:25 |
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Step 1: Buy Duck.
Step 2: Put bitchin’ sound system in Duck.
Step 3: Cruise Duck around town
Step 3.5: Pick up chicks while cruising in Duck.
Step 4: Drive into water with chick-laden Duck.
Step 5: Hang out on lake with chicks in Duck.
Step 6: I don’t know step 6, because that’s when I usually wake up.
gettingoldercarguy
> Kiltedpadre
07/01/2020 at 13:34 |
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Killer deal
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Kiltedpadre
> PatBateman
07/01/2020 at 16:14 |
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Dear Penthouse,
I was driving through town in my amphibious truck when.....